THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is gooey, like a potion brewed in a mad scientist's lab. It tastes like you swallowed a mouthful of dirt and smells worse. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! Avoid eye contact with the bottle. The thrill